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Josh Tesoro
20 January 2007 @ 02:50 am
The Klu Klux Klan
Bringing A Message of Hope and Deliverance To White America!

The time in which we live is very exciting and any like minded individual would be proud to be an associate or supporter of this grass-roots movement to take back America. The Knights Party, will in the years to come, become recognized by the American people as THE WHITE RIGHTS MOVEMENT! Where ever they live, whatever their personal religious denomination may be, no matter what present political or fraternal organization they may be with, everyone should support The Knights Party as the political PARTY of the future and the Last Hope for America. The Knights Party, realizing that to achieve true security for our people we must achieve political power in the United States, will:

A. Become the leader of the White racialist movement

Through a strong organized show of leadership

Through the training and use of qualified media representatives

Through a concerted effort of all Klansmen and Klanswomen to carefully follow instructions, suggestions, and guidelines as set by headquarters and to continually strive to be THE BEST

B. Strive to become the representative and driving force behind the White Community



Through an aggressive use of television, radio, and print advertising

Through huge nationwide literature drives in which millions of people are reached with our literature.

To legally break through the liberal wall that surrounds America's colleges and universities - to reach and instruct students in the reclaiming of their schools.



Through the effective use of project committees to assist in the re-education of law enforcement agencies and the educational establishment. These two very important groups must be given another side of the story instead of only receiving information from organizations such as the ADL, NAACP, or ACLU

C. Organize and direct white people to a level of activism necessary to bring about a political victory.

Through the organizing and maintenance of strong local units.

Through bold public relations campaigns focusing on two main ideas:

The White Christian people have been betrayed by our nations political, economic, educational, and religious leaders

The Knights Party is the last hope for America.

Through the aggressive and combined effort of Knights' units (The core of the grassroots movement) to work within their community in all aspects of a political campaign, including but not limited to:

Getting literature into the hands of everyone in the community.

Keeping the name "The Knights Party" in continual high profile.

Sponsoring ads in local newspapers and on local radio and television networks.

Working on petition drives to achieve ballot access for Klansmen or Klanswomen who run for either local, state, or federal offices; such as school board, mayor, state representative, congress, senate, etc.



Conducting community goodwill projects.

Organizing and working on "get to the polls" campaigns, to insure that everyone who will vote in our favor can have the opportunity to do so.

Recruiting new associates and volunteers for The Knights Party who will work toward the election of Klansmen and Klanswomen to public office.

We must take back control of OUR U.S. government. We intend to put Klansmen and Klanswomen in office all the way from the local school board to the White House!
 
 
Josh Tesoro
20 January 2007 @ 02:43 am
The number of prostituted persons in the Philippines is about the size of the country's manufacturing workforce, according to Rene Ofreneo, a former Philippine labor undersecretary and an expert on the sex trade. (Dario Agnote, "Sex trade key part of S.E. Asian economies, study says," Kyodo News, 18 August 1998)

There are 400,000 to 500,000 prostituted persons in the Philippines. Prostituted persons are mainly adult women, but there are also male, transvestite and child prostitutes, both girls and boys. (International Labor Organization. Dario Agnote, "Sex trade key part of S.E. Asian economies, study says," Kyodo News, 18 August 1998)

In the Philippines, a recent study showed there are about 75,000 children, who were forced into prostitution due to poverty. (Dario Agnote, "Sex trade key part of S.E. Asian economies, study says," Kyodo News, 18 August 1998)

There are 400,000 women in prostitution in 1998, excluding unregistered, seasonal prostitutes, overseas entertainers and victims of external trafficking. One fourth of them are children and each year 3,266 more children are forced into the sex industry. (GABRIELA, Diana Mendoza, "RP Has 400,000 Prostitutes," TODAY, 25 February 1998)

There are 375,000 women and children in prostitution in the Philippines. Most of them, aged 15 - 20, are from semi-rural and urban backgrounds and have been victims of incest and sexual abuse. ("375,000 Filipino Women and Kids Are Into Prostitution," Philippine Daily Inquirer, 26 July 1997)

There are 300,000 women and children in prostitution in the Philippines. (Gabriela, Statistics and the State of the Philippines, 24 July 1997)

There are more than 60,000 children in prostitution. (Welfare officials estimates, Abby Tan, "Sex Case Focuses Concern On Domestic Paedophilia," 21 March 1997)

40,000 Filipino children were involved in child prostitution. (Philippine Foreign Ministry, Jill Serjeant, "Asia to launch joint crackdown on child sex trade," Reuters, 1 April 1998)

There are reports of people prostituting for food or water. (CATW - Asia Pacific, Trafficking in Women and Prostitution in the Asia Pacific)

Most of the men buying prostitutes in Pasay City are taxi drivers, laborers, businessmen, foreigners and male teenagers’ eager to lose their virginity. (Joel San Juan, "Poverty still behind world’s oldest profession," TODAY, 26 July 1998)

In Cebu, the number of registered prostitutes increased from 1,557 in 1992, to 2,189 in June 1994, to 2.988 in June 1996. This number does not include the estimated 1.500 non-registered prostitutes. (Gabriela, Statistics and the State of the Philippines, 24 July 1997)

In Cebu City, the number of registered prostitutes rose from 1,500 in 1993 to 4,500 in 1997. In Davao City in 1993, there were 80 prostitution establishments, by 1997 there were 135, which increased the number of registered prostitutes by 2,000 and the number of unregistered by 2,000. (GABRIELA, Diana Mendoza, "RP Has 400,000 Prostitutes," TODAY, 25 February 1998)

In Davao, there were 868 prostitutes in 1993 and 1,525 in the first half of 1996. (Gabriela, Statistics and the State of the Philippines, 24 July 1997)

Of 500 prostitutes in Angeles City, 75% are children. (Sol. F. Juvida, "Philippines - Children: Scourge of Child Prostitution," IPS, 12 October 1997)

The Philippines is fourth among 9 nations with the most children in prostitution, with 60,000 - 100,000. The top five areas for child prostitution and sex tourism are Metro Manila, Angeles City, Puerto Galera in Mindoro Province, Davao and Cebu(UNICEF and non-governmental organizations, Sol. F. Juvida, "Philippines - Children: Scourge of Child Prostitution," IPS, 12 October 1997)

40,000 Filipino children are in prostitution. (Philippines Foreign Minister, Domingo Siazon, Robin Cook, "Clampdown on child sex tourism," BBC News UK, 4 April 1998)

75% of the estimated 500 prostitutes in the "Area," a ghetto known for child prostitution in Angeles City are children. (Susan Pineda, of Pro-Women Action, "Scourge of Child Prostitution," Sol. F. Juvida, InterPress Service, 12 October 1997)

Filipinos are the main users of Filipinas in prostitution. (Women's Education, Development, Productivity and Research Organisation, "Scourge of Child Prostitution," Sol. F. Juvida, InterPress Service, 12 October 1997)

Filipino men who buy prostitutes don't care if she is 15 or 25. ("Scourge of Child Prostitution," Sol. F. Juvida, InterPress Service, 12 October 1997)

In 1984, there were 7 provinces with child sex rings. Today, they are present in 37 provinces. (UNICEF, Sol. F. Juvida, "Philippines - Children: Scourge of Child Prostitution," IPS, 12 October 1997)

Children, aged 11 to 15, in prostitution said relatives introduced them to prostitution, or they were recruited by friends. (Institute for the Protection of Children, Sol. F. Juvida, "Philippines - Children: Scourge of Child Prostitution," IPS, 12 October 1997)

The increase in the exploitation of prostituted children is attributed to the fear of HIV/AIDS. Some people believe children have less risk of having the disease. The sex trade in chidlren is so well established, because of the influx of sex tourists and the existence of sex tours catering to Japanese, European and other Caucasian tourists. (Sol. F. Juvida, "Philippines - Children: Scourge of Child Prostitution," IPS, 12 October 1997)

Prostitution and sex trafficking are pervasive in the countryside. According to a study made by various non-governmental organizations led by the Women's Education, Development, Productivity and Research Organization (WEDPRO), even remote rural areas are becoming favorite sites for sex traffickers and prostitution syndicates. Certain areas in Laoag, General Santos City, Negros, Southern Tagalog provinces, Pinatubo area, and Pagadian, to name a few, have reported increasing numbers of cases of prostitution, and where prostituted women are no longer from other provinces, but are local women. ("Ex-streetwalkers fight VFA: Form advocacy groups in urban centers," The Philippine Journal, 18 September 1998)

Teen-age girls are being forced into prostitution due to the Asian economic crisis. In Davao City, the Philippines, there are more than 1,000 prostituted teen-age girls; customers pay as little as from 50 cents to $2.50. This rise in prostitution increases the spread of AIDS, especially as contraceptive costs have gone up with the currency collapse and bankrupt government cuts in distribution programs.( Tambayan Center for Abused Street Girls, "Asians in unhealthy crisis Financial woes produce ill effects on depressed region's poverty-stricken," Washington Times, 25 September 1998)
 
 
Josh Tesoro
18 November 2006 @ 05:14 am



You know what to do. Get it. Now.
 
 
Listening to: Damien Rice - Accidental Babies
 
 
Josh Tesoro
13 October 2006 @ 03:13 am
Why is everyone like "Fuck All of You!!"? Calm down children.


It's been ages since I've posted on LJ.

Ok so the month of November is gonna be intense.
- Casino Royale (JAMES BOND MOVIE!! AHHHH!)
- PS3 release
- FF XII release
- XBOX 360 goes down $100 to fight off Sony and Nintendo (genious, pure genious) Adam knows how excited I am
- Dean turns 18
- The Prestige
- Gears of War... again, Adam knows how freakishly excited I am
- The Wii Release... Adam DEFINITELY knows the intensity of my excitement for this product.



I've been listening to a lot of Lupe Fiasco lately, and he's definitely one of the more intelligent rappers that the mainstream is appreciating. The lyrics are reflective, creative, and aware.


"American Terrorist" - Lupe Fiasco

Close your mind
close your eyes
see with your heart
how do you forgive the murderer of your father?
the ink of a scholar is worth a thousand times more than the blood of a martyr

we came through the storm nooses on our necks
and a smallpox blanket to keep us warm
on a 747 on the pentagon lawn
wake up the alarm clock is connected to a bomb
anthrax lab on a w. virginia farm
shorty aint learned to walk already heavily armed
civilians and little children is especially harmed
camoflouged torahs, bibles and glorious qurans
the books that take you to heaven and let you meet the Lord there
have become misinterpreted, reasons for warfare
we read em with blind eyes i guarantee u there's more there
the rich must be blind because they didnt see the poor there
need to open up a park, just close 10 schools
we dont need em
can u please call the fire department they're down here marchin for freedom
burn down their TV's, turn their TV's on to teach em

now the poor klu klux man sees that we're all brothers, not because things are the same because we lack the same color... and that's green, now that's mean
cant burn his cross cause he cant afford the gasoline
now if a muslim woman strapped with a bomb on a bus
with the seconds running give you the jitters?
just imagine a American-based Christian orginization planning to poison water supplies to bring the
second-coming quicker
nigga they aint livin properly
break em off a little democracy
turn their whole culture to a mockery
give em coca-cola for their property
give em gum, give em guns, get em young, give em fun
if they aint givin it up, then they aint gettin none and dont give em all naw ,man, just give em some its
the paper, then these cops must be al-qaeda

It's like
don't give the black man food, give red man liquor
red man fool, black man nigga
give yellow man tool, make him railroad builda
also give him pan, make him pull gold from river
give black man crack, glocks to teens, give red man
craps, slot machines...



Concerning all this Disturber business, I think that people should drop it and just live, it's not like the disturber gave all of you Herpes, or took a shit on your breakfast. He tried to start conflict and have a few laughs, and he had his fun, at the expense of other people's feelings i guess, but whatever. You're in University now, most of you are 18, and worse shit is gonna happen to you (Example: eviction, rape, drug addiction, communism, a world without peanut butter). So it's all over with this Disturber stuff now... get sexy... *Right Said Fred begins to play*.


BTW, Robot Chcken is an amazing show. And HEROES FUCKING ROCKS.


and in a Tesoro-esque signature move, I shall leave you with.... that's right... FLAVA FLAV!!!!!!!!


YYYYYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
 
Listening to: Lupe Fiasco - American Terrorist
 
 
Josh Tesoro
06 August 2006 @ 10:05 pm
Since my computer is officially in the suck, I've decided to get a brand spankin new laptop. I can't make up my mind about what I want because although I do want to do movie editting, I love Windows too much and can't see myself living with a Macbook. blah blah, here is my current lineup:

Dell Inspiron E1705
Click Here

HP Pavilion dv8000
Click Here

Dell XPS M1210
Click Here

Apple Macbook (15 inch, 2.0GHz Intel core duo)
Click Here


Reply or Die... In your sleep.
 
 
Listening to: Pharrell - Frontin' feat. Jay-Z
 
 
Josh Tesoro
29 July 2006 @ 08:53 pm
It has finally come.

I tried to get it in December, but it was pushed back to February.

I tried to get it in February, but it got pushed back to an un-announced date.

Then it came out July 24th.



Awesome...

So good.
 
 
Josh Tesoro
24 July 2006 @ 08:30 pm
Yeah, so i work at Old Navy Now. *thumbs up*

 
 
Listening to: Yung Joc - It's Goin' Down
 
 
Josh Tesoro
02 July 2006 @ 04:43 pm








 
 
Josh Tesoro
27 June 2006 @ 08:22 pm
We are beginning to move out of the house.

I want to watch the BET Awards.

I want to drive.

I want to complete my little "To Do" list for the summer... I need a car for that.

I want to get drunk

I want to have a cup o' tea with an elephant and an ostrich named Allan Jackson VI.


Go Brazil!

...and maybe Argentina.


Charlie Sheen's cooler than you... in every way possible.


Oh, and I want... (to be cont.)



...edge of your seat excitement eh?
 
 
Josh Tesoro
22 June 2006 @ 05:12 pm
Alright, so I'm on someone else's computer so I figured that I should update this bad boy... for Jared lol. Well, all that's been going on is work, PS2, and music. Which is what most guys have been doing lately, I'm assuming lol. (FYI, I beat Hitman: Blood Money in less than 5 days).

Well, one interesting thing that happened was going to the St. Mary's Academy Grad with Nerissa. It was good to see some people again, like Keith, Dean, Angela, etc. It was a nice time. Oh, and Nerissa gave me her "Drinking Age Verified" bracelet so I downed $50.00 in drinks. I actually had a lot of fun. Dancin, Dancin', Dancin'. It was good.

So here are some pictures, courtesy of Nerissa and Co.


Nerissa, Me


Keith, Nerissa, Me


Susie, me


Me, Nerissa, Angela




Me, Amanda


Kayla, Dean


Dean (I Love You Man)




Keith, Fabio, John



Until next time, keep fit and have fun.
 
 
Listening to: Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous feat. Timbaland
 
 
Josh Tesoro
07 June 2006 @ 02:04 pm
Ok, well my internet is down because the latest Windows Update service Pack has blocked MTS from my Telephony system or some shit. So yes. I need to re-install Windows but i don't seem to have my disk, plus the numerous viruses that I have had to put up with has finally made me lose my mind. So, I will be taking my computer to a technician... when I feel like paying for it. So I probably won't be using the internet, for a LONG LONG time. No MSN, No LJ, No Porn, No funny videos or clips of asians playing piano blindfolded... No Hoff... I need the Hoff...

So I shall Leave you with ....

The Hoff..




Keep it real... bitches.
 
 
Josh Tesoro
03 June 2006 @ 07:20 pm
Ok, so what do you get when you add two of my FAVORITE producer/artists, Pharrell Williams and Kanye West together?

let's do the math shall we?


(Pharrell + falsetto + Neptunes' style x Chad Hugo) + (Kanye West + soul + wicked) = Orgasmic Explosions


Ok, if you're a fan of The Neptunes, R&B, maybe Hip Hop, then this song is for you!

Pharrell - Number 1 feat. Kanye West

and click --> Number 1 Music Video





 
 
Listening to: Pharrell - Number 1 feat. Kanye West
 
 
Josh Tesoro
29 May 2006 @ 04:00 am


Bad Ass Mother Fucker? You bet your fuckin ass.




Bad Ass Mother Fucker? Sure why not? I wouldn't like to run into him on the street.




Bad Ass Mother Fucker? No Billy Zane, No.




Bad Ass Mother Fucker? You better believe it.
 
 
Listening to: Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away
 
 
Josh Tesoro
25 May 2006 @ 01:40 am
Meh.  
Woke up at 12:30, had a shower.

Went to work at 1:30 and worked till 9:00, forgetting to take a half hour break.

Did the back to shelf, aisle check and price change for closing. Then we had a meeting until 10:00.

Ate at Boston Pizza cause I hadn't eaten all day.

Came home and slept... cause I work tomorrow at 8:00am - 4:30pm.
 
 
Listening to: Tony Bennett - I Left My Heart in San Francisco
 
 
Josh Tesoro
23 May 2006 @ 11:41 pm
I'm just as bored as Ziesmann right now...


WHITE

[ ] You like to play hockey
[x] You get most your clothes at American Eagle / Abercrombie
[ ] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[ ] You dont say the n**** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[ ] You love school
[x] You own a pair of DC's/ Etnies/ Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach

total= 4

BLACK

[x] You like to drink Kool- Aid
[x] You love chicken
[x] You like to play basketball or football
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[x] You like to wear hats
[x] You hate school
[x] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip- Hop, and R&B
[x] You are always broke
[x] You say Fuck after 85% of your words

total= 9

ASIAN

[ ] You are really good in math
[x] You love technology and cant live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[x] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car (s)
[ ] You dont like to play sports
[x] You like karaoke
[ ] love to drink BOBA
[x] You have at least one sticker picture

Total=6

COLOMBIAN

[ ] Soccer is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[x] You like sneaking into places
[ ] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[ ] You also love Hot sauce
[ ] You always take your time
[ ] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[x] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[x] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[x] You Like Batchata Merengue y Reggaeton

Total= 5

8 Firsts-
First Best Friend: Justin
First Kiss: Cindy
First Screen Name: flip_master
First Pet: Goldfish
First Piercing: N/A
First Crush: Laura
First music you remember hearing: Nirvana
First Car: 1994 Plymouth Voyager

7 Lasts-
Last Time you skipped class: April
Last Alcoholic Drink: Captain and Coke
Last Car Ride: Went to Staples to drop off a void cheque and check my hours
Last Kiss: May 23
Last Movie Seen: Mission Impossible 3
Last Phone Call: Manuel
Last CD Listened To: Aqua - Aquarium

6 Have You Evers-
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends?: Nope
Have You Ever Broken The Law: Yep
Have You Ever Been Arrested: Nope
Have You Ever Been On T.V: Yeah
Have You Ever Blamed Someone Else For Something Stupid You Did: Yes

5 Things-
5 Things You're Wearing: Jeans, Von Dutch shirt, Sammy's bracelet, socks, Versace belt.
5 Things You've Done Today: deposited some money at Entegra, listened to music, talked about life, ate food, phone
5 Things You Can't Live Without: friends, computer, music stuff, piano, cell phone
5 Things You Do When You're Bored: listen to music, go on IGN, sleep, videogames
5 Places You've Been: Cancun, Dominican, China, Japan, Thailand
4 Things you love- Josh, Me, Myself, and I

3 People You Can Tell *Almost* Anything To- Manreet, Shari, Sagan

1 0 F A V O R I T E S

TV show: The Office
Flower: Orchids
Alcohol: Captain Morgan
Movie: Fight Club, Se7en
Color: Black
Hobby: Music, Basketball, Videogames
Phrase: "penis"
Mall: Polo Park
Music: I don't know.
Food: Italian

1 0 F A C T S

Height: 5'11"
Hair color: Black
Hair length: Normal?
Hair style: Shelf
Eye color: dark brown
Age: 17
Birthday: September 5
Personality: Sarcastic, Random and outgoing

1 0 L I F E

How's life?: Unpredictable
Whats your mood right now? I'm ok
What are you doing right now?: Listening to music
What are you doing over the weekend?: Working and Shari's dance recital
What did you do last night? watched the Series finale of Will and Grace and the season finale of Family Guy
What do you want to do with your life?: Smile everyday
Where are you right now? Studio
Do you work?: Yep, Staples
School? U of W
Are you happy with your life? can't complain

10 R A N D O M S

One thing sitting next to you: iPod
Do you like the color purple? No
How many cds do you own?: A lot
Longest phone conversation? 8 Hours
What is your most prized possession? My trophies
Who's your closest relative? My cousin Malcolm-Jamal
If you could go anywhere where would it be? Italy and Spain
Shower or Bath? Shower

1 0 T H I S O R T H A T S

Pepsi or coke? Pepsi
CD or Radio? CD.
Tommy boy or black sheep? Tommy Boy
Sunday or Saturday?: Saturday.
Single or Taken? Taken
Colored or black and white? Black and White
Phone or in person? In person.
Day or night? Both.
Summer or Winter? Summer
Beer or Liquor?: Beer

1 0 H A V E Y O U E V E R S

Have you ever been caught sneaking out? No
Have you ever skinny dipped? Yeah.. i think
Have you ever done something you regret? Yes
Have you ever bungee jumped? nope
Have you ever been on a house boat? nope
Have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker? Yes.
Have you ever wanted someone so badly it hurt? Yes
Have you ever broken a bone? Yes
Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes

10 A R E Y O U 'S

Are you missing someone right now? Yes.
Are you in love with anyone? Hmmmm...
Are you happy? Sure
Are you talking to anyone right now? Yep
Are you thirsty? No
Are you bored? Very
Are you German? No
Are you Irish? No
Are you hungry? No
 
 
Listening to: Redman - Let's Get Dirty
 
 
Josh Tesoro
22 May 2006 @ 11:35 am
Game 7's tonight bitches.

vs.
I think Dallas has this one.


vs.
I think the Suns will sock it to 'em.



and then there's Detroit on Miami.
vs.

but we'll concentrate on that later.



oh, and there's my team...



yeah... i'm not even gonna comment.
 
 
Listening to: N.O.R.E. - Put 'Em Up feat. Pharrell
 
 
Josh Tesoro
18 May 2006 @ 08:28 pm
I had my second shift at Staples today. yeah, 9:00-5:00 is annoying but oh well. What I truly dread are the online courses that the employees have to take called e-pk's. Oh and when I was doing my e-pk, i this soft *tck tck tck* sound, and when i looked at the ground, a rat ran by and went into one of the Staples' shirt boxes. I didn't say anything. I thought it might be funny if someone like say.. Ritza, goes into the box then BAM! I'd laugh.

Anyways, I had a debate with my parents today concerning certain "values" and shit, I'd rather not get into detail, but my dad understands my stand. My mother doesn't matter, her opinion's as important as a plotline in a porn flick.

The new Kanye West album, Graduation, comes out in October. Fuck yeah.


I'm tired.

Keep it real... bitches.
 
 
Listening to: Matt Costa - Cold December
 
 
Josh Tesoro
15 May 2006 @ 11:24 pm
Ok, so I'm investing in a new car, I pay half, my dad pays half, that's been the deal since I was 12. So I'm finally acting on that deal and I'm gonna get a new car. I was gonna get a used car (like a Honda Del Sol or something), but no, I'm gonna go for a new car. I might as well take advantage of this deal.

Ok, so the lineup is:

2006 Mazda MX-5 Miata


2006 Ford Mustang


2006 Pontiac Solstice


2006 Audi A8


2006 Volkswagen Passat


2006 Sky Princess Tricycle



soo... I dunno. I've got time to decide. What do you think?
 
 
Listening to: Wyclef Jean - Party to Damascus feat. Missy Elliot
 
 
Josh Tesoro
11 May 2006 @ 05:58 pm
Well, I am officially a Graduate of the University of Winnipeg Collegiate, and I must say, I had a smashing year with each and every single one of you. I got out of a 3 year sentence in the prison that I would like to call St. Paul's High School and got a year of actual high school... with women this time.

It felt great to finally leave the homosexual enivironment and be with a group of people who aren't tools.

The following recollection of memories is in alphabetical order because I'm looking at the year book:


Shari Chapman: Making fun of the handicapped and the mentally challenged, playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, random conversation, and hitting trees with Ford Taurus's.

Kelly Chase (Dr. Pepper addict, ambitious filmmaker, future comic book salesman and basement dweller): Coming to school... even when you have absolutely no classes or exams... you're just there.

Glen Conolly: You creep me out a little... but that's cool. yeah.

Trevor Craven: The St. Paul's guy who leaves to this place.. good choice. Keep on blazin'

Brian Csupak: So nice, so calm.

Jarred Eicher: Such a good/funny guy, keep on pimpin' son.

Sammy Elmore: Oh Sam, you fox you. You are just so Gangsta right nucca? Whermabitdges?

Ashley Faintuch: Cinema City Popcorn!!!!!!!

Adam Huybers: Our musical breakouts, especially Space Oddity and Age of Aquarius. Oh, and walking to your car over there on the other side of the city.

Sarah Kobes: Such a sweetheart. Always saying sorry and making things happy and pleasant.

Cassie McLaughlin: Such a strong-minded woman, and you're not a feminist, so it's much better.

Jacob Mc-Nizzle: HEY HEY!!

Sagan "Thumbelina" Morrow: Short n' Sweet like a good speech right? Now, to squeeze everything I have to say into something small... "Penis"...."Pope".

Elliot Olin: Boston Pizza would be a Fag-Shack without your greetings.

Paige Peach: You're in my Lit Focus class..

Dan Raber: I can't get over the continuous Van Der Graaf Generator praises you say when you're drunk. Oh and the word "Primo".

Stefan Rosenbaum: I'm gonna miss you when you leave for McGill. You're hilarious.

Jared Singer: I remember the BOOM Headshots from the beginning of the year hah. Keep on rockin in the free world my friend. Oh, and rock the grass like a fiend.

Carly Sloshower: So soft-voiced and sweet. Sock it to Ms. Singer.

David Spigelman: The amount of hair that you possess puts all Italian men to shame.

Maegan Springman: My Family Studies buddy (for the 6 times that I've shown up). My Staples recommender =). If I get the job, I'll be sad because you won't be there to keep me sane.

Naomi Tallin: Little FUCKIN Mermaid! I wanna be where the people are. I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancin.

Josh Tesoro: You've changed my life. You make me want to be a better man. You're absolutley fantastic. I heart you. You sexy bitch.

Alexa Toop: Remember when you asked me who all the Apostles are? *sighs* Oh Jesus, what a guy.

Alana Westwood: You tear up the basketball court like paper shredders tear up 8 x 11's. You're oh so intelligent and wise.

Nik Ze German: You nigger you. You're the most Ghetto white kid ever. I'll teach you how to talk gangstah like Sam Elmore.

Mat Ziesmann: Very calm and smooth. Then there's the occasional spurts of laughter.

Zhi Min Zhao: You're name sounds funny.


I'm pretty sure I've skipped more classes than most and I realized that I never went a week without skipping at least 4 classes. So I skipped around 100 something classes, I guess?

Anyways, I've had an amazing year, thank you for this experience.

To the graduating class of 2006... good night and good luck... and PENIS!!



Keep it real... grads.
 
 
Listening to: Lenny Williams - Cause I Love You
 
 
Josh Tesoro
09 May 2006 @ 04:58 am
FIRST, Happy Birthday Adam Huybers. You will forever gyrate in the depths of my loving heart... so go get drunk you sexy bitch.


Well it's almost 5:00 am and I'm just semi-tired, not very.

I must say that I had a pretty stellar time at grad today. Everything from:
- The walk-off between me and Jared
- Jared's black hair
- Harlyn looking like Colonel Sanders
- Jared's "story"
- Adam drunk and gyrating
- The grad video... that I pretty much dominated.
- Sagan's magnificent hair-do
- Sammy's hot hot style and gangstah grunts
- Maegan's wonderful taste in wicked cool music
- Nik being ghetto and German
- The guy who dances by himself
- The guy who dances by himself puking in the washroom in front of me and Laurie.
- dancing with a fucked up knee, then slowly healing it through dance (i can bend it a little more now).
- Danny Altman keeping me entertained during dinner.
- Shari dancing the night away, even with chest pains. what a trooper.
- The night ending with Me, Maegan, Shari, Richard, Adam, Sarah, Fiona, Lianne, Tyler & Chick, Brian, and his girlfriend being the last people on the dance floor.


You are all awesome, thanks for the wicked year. I'll see you all at Convocation, in which I shall reflect upon my year with the University of Winnipeg Collegiate.

P.S. We NEED a karaoke night you guys.
 
 
Listening to: Journey - Any Way You Want It