- I've come to realize that despite humanity's constant struggle to better itself, "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot was, unfortunately, the crowning achievement of the human race. Sad, but true.

- I've dedicated my life to teaching sculpture to limbless children, learning to curse in every known language, and to eventually be able to beat 13 year old girls on any multiplayer game.

- don't forget... kids, the faster you download, the bigger your penis is

- got wang?

- Captain Justice says: "Everytime you read a book, an angel gets AIDS"